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My son's 8 and him daddy and grandpa we having a man's outing. When they got back my son told me in front of them about all the fussing they had been doing about me. I thought it was funny he wanted to tell his mommy. I always wondered why my ears burn when they go out. LOL

I asked my daughter to guess which number I was thinking of between 1 and 10. She guessed every number, and then finally the one I was thinkig of. When I told her that she had guessed it, she said, "I had a gut feeling about that." I cracked up!

Funniest by far, my 2 year old, who only says a few words, is running up & down the hallway yelling "Poopie head! Poopie head!" So my husband asks her, "Who's a poopie head?" She says, " ME!"

I had a stress filled day and told my husband "you're killing me" when he requested just one more thing from me that evening, the next day every time my grandson asked for something that he had to wait for he would put his head down and say "grandma's killing me" lol gotta love him :)

I was talking to my MUCH younger cousins (5,7 yrs old) when they asked how old I was. I told them "29" and they exclaimed, "that's old! Are you able to stay up as late as you want?"

Shortly after her birth, my 3 year old son was watching his sister being bathed by the nurse. He saw the umbilical cord and mistaking it for another piece of anatomy exclaimed "She's not a girl!! YES! I have a brother!!" He was very disappointed when he realized he did indeed have a sister!

I am always amazed at my 14yr old daughter says to me. Today she said "Mom, I am totally flabbergasted at how much I learned this year. " Great comment for a homeschooling mom

My 2 year old loves to break out into song; loud & off-key in the middle of the night! Too cute!

my five year old when she just started Kindergarten would call bus monitor "bus thermometer". I love it!!!!

My husband and I were talking about what features our daughter has of ours. My husband said to our daughter that she has his nose. She said "no, I don't have hair sticking out of my nose". Ha Ha!

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The funniest thing she said lately was when I told her to tell Daddy he stinks and she says, "No, Mommy stink". :( Little booger but she says funnier things all the time. She's just really started to talk a ton lately.

My 3 year old daughter told me, "mommy, when I'm big like you will someone give me a ring? (my engagement ring) I said maybe if you find someone and you really love each other. and she says" I want a ring bigger than yours"!

When my daughter was 3 she suffered from many ear problems. Once when we were checking in at the ENT I noticed how full the office was and that the only chair open was beside a man with a prosthetic leg (the kind with just the metal and a foot). I thought to myself "I got this. I will tell her that is how God made him special" if she asks. Well we sit down and a few minutes later she points to the man and loudly says "Look mom!" I asked her what and she said "That man looks like a woman he has long hair and earrings." I burst out laughing because I thought I was prepared. Oh well!

My little ones cant say much yet, there are 1 and 2. My oldest says "I love you" in a way that only Mom and Dad can understand :-) It's the most precious moment every time!