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At the tree farm, my daughter said that if the baby trees were at the "nursery" the mommy trees must be in service (i.e. church).

My 3 year old great grandson cracks me up. He always tells me "you're not that old, you go do it" every time he gets lazy and me to get some and I tell him that I am an old lady and he has two feet.

I was changing my god-daughters diapers and she's 18 months and pretty chatty. The whole time I was doing the process she's just saying, "Tank you berry mush." I just kept laughing and saying, "You're very welcome."

My son and daughter were cleaning the bathroom for me today and told me to just sit on my butt and play Candy Crush and relax! Oh how they know me!

Just tonight, my son came home from the neighbor's house, and claimed it was his "Best Day Ever!". When I asked him why, he simply said, "I got to eat spaghetti with Luke" (his best friend next door). The innocence of his statement, and his pure joy at a simple thing, made me smile and giggle - such simple pleasures!!

I was talking to my 3 year old niece about jesus and she said I like that jesus guy he's a cool guy

when my son was about 2. we were watching animal planet. there was a show on about "hairless" cats. i had asked him if he thought he would like like a hairless cat. He said yes and i agreed. next thing i know, i heard him in the bathroom. i went to check on him and he had the shaving cream and asked me where the razor was. i asked him why he needed it and he said he was going to make our cat hairless so i could have a "hairless" cat. I had to control myself, i was in tears. its still funny.

My daughter told me I was "Skinny Momma" because she could now wrap her arms all the way around me. Sadly, I had not lost weight: her arms had grown longer. :(

"Time to get this party started" is what my then 3 year old said....at dinner

We were singing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer". My niece got upset, because she adores her grandma. She yelled, "NO, sing Grinch got run over by a reindeer!"

my daughter age4 said that she thought it weird that me niece 3 dreamed of eating donuts with aliens then she wanted to know if she could get into her cousins dreams to meet the aliens but not to eat with them

My grandson saw my new applique on my bedroom wall and asked his mother if he could grow a tree in his room like grandma's.

My kids goal is to get on the wrapper of Laffy Taffy candy with a joke. So they are always making up jokes that really aren't funny, but make us all laugh!!

When he was 2 my son noticed the red nail polish on my toes and said, why do you have ketchup on your feet?

I was walking into Sam's with my baby cousin and my grandfather...I guess he let out a toot. Because she looked up at him and said," oops, you stepped on a frog!". LOL