The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

   By SheSpeaksTeam  Jan 14, 2014

Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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tiffsky80 by tiffsky80 | RIDGE, NY
Jan 21, 2014

Everyone of these ladies looked absolutely beautiful. If I had to choose my favorite, it would be Taylor Swift, she looked very glamorous in her Carolina Herrera gown.

Jan 21, 2014

My favorite is: Margot Robbie in Gucci dress. Such a sexy dress for a sexy lady!

Byrdy1999 by Byrdy1999 | ORCHARD PARK, NY
Jan 21, 2014

Love Lupita's look, gorg!

davisjodie by davisjodie | Chatham, NJ
Jan 21, 2014

cate blanchett!

Krankadoodle by Krankadoodle | PHILADELPHIA, PA
Jan 21, 2014

Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive was my absolute favorite. Lupita was a close second but Cate just looked so glam. LoveDD it!

JamericanSpice by JamericanSpice | BROUSSARD, LA
Jan 21, 2014

I love Julianna Margulies gown. I could pull that off

beachy803 by beachy803 | TOWSON, MD
Jan 21, 2014

Amy Adams looked fabulous!

Sjbutterfie by Sjbutterfie | GRAYSON, KY
Jan 21, 2014

I loved Margot Robbie in Gucci - It's absolutely breathtaking! @Sjbutterfie

adendyut by adendyut | LEXINGTON, SC
Jan 21, 2014

Taylor Swift in Carolina Herrera

bumblebeenie by bumblebeenie | Vancouver, WA
Jan 21, 2014

Lupita Nyong'o in that red caped Ralp Lauren is the best gown at the GG's this year!

mellanhead by mellanhead | depew, NY
Jan 21, 2014

love Lupita Nyong'o dress

lisbet1388 by lisbet1388 | FORT MILL, SC
Jan 21, 2014

Margot Robbie in Gucci! It's so classy and the slit adds just a little sexy touch. I love it! It's such a timeless piece!

jul516 by jul516 | Palatka, FL
Jan 21, 2014

Taylor Swift is breathtaking wearing Carolina Herrera.

surlaa_ by surlaa_ | WOODSIDE, NY
Jan 20, 2014

I vote Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive!

surlaa_ by surlaa_ | WOODSIDE, NY
Jan 20, 2014

I vote Cate Blanchett in Armani Prime!