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The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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  • musicalsguru By musicalsguru

    Oh tough pick. Overall I loved Lupita's gown, but Emma Watson in her daring dress w/ pants was also stunning and unexpected.

  • AdaMiller By AdaMiller

    I love Margot Robbie in Gucci dress. its just beautiful! Thanks for the opportunity! aemgeg4 (@) yahoo (dot) com

  • susansmoaks By susansmoaks

    i like lupita's gown the best. susansmoaks at yahoo dot com

  • Ladygem616 By Ladygem616

    I think Margot Robbie looked absolutely stunning in Gucci. It was clean and flawless and her accessories were just as gorgeous.

  • kymnasium By kymnasium

    I love Lupita Nyong'o she made that Ralph Lauren dress sparkle!

  • dreampeddler By dreampeddler

    I adored Amy Adams' cleavage! And the dress, of course. Lol

  • mcclure08 By mcclure08

    Margot Robbie in Gucci

  • Lexiquin By Lexiquin

    Kate Beckinsale wearing a chrome mermaid-cut Zuhair Murad gown, Margot Robbie in Gucci, and Lupita Nyong'o in Ralph Lauren--they all wore their gowns beautifully!

  • Alipalu By Alipalu

    Lupita's red gown gets my vote for best dress!

  • wolfiegirl By wolfiegirl

    Taylor Swift in Carolina Herrera

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