The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

SheSpeaksTeam By SheSpeaksTeam 01.14.14
The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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Ralph Lauren Oscar de la Renta Armani Prive Gucci Carolina Herrera Alexander Gn


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  • tiffsky80 By tiffsky80

    Everyone of these ladies looked absolutely beautiful. If I had to choose my favorite, it would be Taylor Swift, she looked very glamorous in her Carolina Herrera gown.


    My favorite is: Margot Robbie in Gucci dress. Such a sexy dress for a sexy lady!

  • Byrdy1999 By Byrdy1999

    Love Lupita's look, gorg!

  • davisjodie By davisjodie

    cate blanchett!

  • Krankadoodle By Krankadoodle

    Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive was my absolute favorite. Lupita was a close second but Cate just looked so glam. LoveDD it!

  • JamericanSpice By JamericanSpice

    I love Julianna Margulies gown. I could pull that off

  • beachy803 By beachy803

    Amy Adams looked fabulous!

  • Sjbutterfie By Sjbutterfie

    I loved Margot Robbie in Gucci - It's absolutely breathtaking! @Sjbutterfie

  • adendyut By adendyut

    Taylor Swift in Carolina Herrera

  • bumblebeenie By bumblebeenie

    Lupita Nyong'o in that red caped Ralp Lauren is the best gown at the GG's this year!

  • mellanhead By mellanhead

    love Lupita Nyong'o dress

  • lisbet1388 By lisbet1388

    Margot Robbie in Gucci! It's so classy and the slit adds just a little sexy touch. I love it! It's such a timeless piece!

  • jul516 By jul516

    Taylor Swift is breathtaking wearing Carolina Herrera.

  • surlaa_ By surlaa_

    I vote Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive!

  • surlaa_ By surlaa_

    I vote Cate Blanchett in Armani Prime!

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