The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

   By SheSpeaksTeam  Jan 14, 2014
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Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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Ralph Lauren Oscar de la Renta Armani Prive Gucci Carolina Herrera Alexander Gn

 

Open to USA residents, 18 years of age or older.

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Gin257 by Gin257 | LONG BEACH, NY
Jan 16, 2014

Lupita wins for best dressed in my opinion. Stunning!

darholley by darholley | ORLAND, CA
Jan 16, 2014

Margot Robbie in the Gucci gown

elizdup by elizdup | Tomball, TX
Jan 16, 2014

Lupita Nyong'o in Ralph Lauren. Elegant and clean.........wonderful silhouette !!

ecollins86 by ecollins86 | Laveen, AZ
Jan 16, 2014

Margot Robbie looked beautiful! Just stunning.

Coltonsmama2011 by Coltonsmama2011 | seattle, WA
Jan 16, 2014

Julianna Margulies, she looks great!

cherronlogan by cherronlogan | KUTTAWA, KY
Jan 16, 2014

Love Taylor!!

buttercup1854 by buttercup1854 | wenonah, NJ
Jan 15, 2014

I absolutely love Cate Blanchetts dress.

heartmyboyz by heartmyboyz | Lomita, CA
Jan 15, 2014

I liked Taylor Swift's dress. Beautiful.

lorrij7 by lorrij7 | TAPPAHANNOCK, VA
Jan 15, 2014

I liked Taylor Swift's gown

illtryitnow by illtryitnow | DARIEN, IL
Jan 15, 2014

Margot Robbie is my vote!

catnip1222 by catnip1222 | ROCKY FACE, GA
Jan 15, 2014

Cate!

kuchick by kuchick | Abilene, KS
Jan 15, 2014

I always enjoy Taylor Swift's dresses

Maggie1949 by Maggie1949 | BELLEFONTE, PA
Jan 15, 2014

Lupita's red gown was stunning...the best one of the night!

ConnieFoggles by ConnieFoggles | SPRING HILL, FL
Jan 15, 2014

Difficult choice, but I'll go with Lupita. She looks amazing!

mgmomma by mgmomma | santa barbara, CA
Jan 15, 2014

I choose Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive - classic, timeless, she is always flawless.