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The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

SheSpeaksTeam By SheSpeaksTeam 01.14.14
The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards
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Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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Open to USA residents, 18 years of age or older.

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  • LoraineyE By LoraineyE

    Lupita's gown is the most elegant.

  • KouponKat By KouponKat

    Lupita Nyong'o's dress was the lovliest shade of red. I really loved it!

  • deann1548 By deann1548

    I loved Cate Blanchett's gown!

  • jlbaker33 By jlbaker33

    I absolutely adore Cate Blanchett's dress!!!

  • verypicky By verypicky

    Lupita had no competition particularly for a 1st timer

  • kristtie By kristtie

    Lupita Nyong'o in Ralph Lauren was the best. I love that color on her. She looks awesome!!!!! As always, Kerry Washington was stunning even with her baby bump!!!!!!!

  • Jackie9641 By Jackie9641

    That red dress against her skin is stunning.- Lupita Nyong'o wins!

  • ladyp3 By ladyp3

    I love Lupita Nyong'o. That gown is fabulous!!!

  • imatwork By imatwork

    My favorite was actually a tie: Laura Dern and Margot Robbie. Loved them both!!

  • Swedey By Swedey

    Loved Lupita Nyong'o's style, but my vote is for Taylor Swift.

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