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The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

The Glamour, The Gowns, and The Gags of the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Amy Poehler locked lips with Bono. The Teleprompter Malfunctioned. Diddy interrupted musician Alex Ebert's speech. A boozy Emma Thompson hurled her Louboutins stage right, Matt Damon became a garbage person and there was a horrific train wreck named Jacqueline Bisset. Also, at the conclusion of her tribute to Woody Allen,  Diane Keaton actually sang an a cappella chorus of "Make New Friends!"  21 million viewers watched as Hollywood's A-listers wept, cursed, begged to be slapped, and stumbled across the stage during the 71st Annual Golden Globes telecast on Sunday.

The real entertainment was provided by returning comediennes Tina Fey & Amy Poehler as they joked their way through the show with hysterical zingers like:

  • "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die, than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
  • "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio!" (Leo was so flummoxed he mispronounced "Philomena" as "Philomania")
  • "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club he lost 40 pounds, or what actresses call being in a movie."

They also played-up a running gag involving Julia Louis-Dreyfus (another SNL alum) becoming too fancy to sit with the TV crowd. 

And lest we forget the GOWNS! 

The Best of the Dressed!:

Now it is time to vote for your favorite gorgeous, glamorous gown of the Globes! If you comment below by January 21st - you'll automatically be entered to win a $100 Nordstrom Gift Card!  Was it one of these perhaps?

Lupita Nyong'o Zooey Deschanel Cate Blanchett Margot Robbie Taylor Swift Julianna Margulies

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Ralph Lauren Oscar de la Renta Armani Prive Gucci Carolina Herrera Alexander Gn

 

Open to USA residents, 18 years of age or older.

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  • Denigan17 By Denigan17
    01.14.14  

    I liked Taylor Swift in Carolina Herrera.

  • kfraccio By kfraccio
    01.14.14  

    I select Taylor Swift...The gown is classic and beautiful. Some of the others are rather boring.

  • plumeria9 By plumeria9
    01.14.14  

    Lupita looked stunning, also loved Taylor Swift's gown. I like "simply elegant" styles.

  • pvk323 By pvk323
    01.14.14  

    I vote for Margot Robbie

  • lorri1956 By lorri1956
    01.14.14  

    Margot Robbie in Gucci. She look gorgeous

  • Brea121605 By Brea121605
    01.14.14  

    Lupita Nyong'o, hands down.

  • diharpie By diharpie
    01.14.14  

    Lupita Nyong'o dress was amazing on her from the cut to the color, fabulous!

  • faeriekitty By faeriekitty
    01.14.14  

    Zooey Deschanel in Oscar de la Renta .It's so feminine and pretty.I also love the hemline.

  • lasvegasgloria By lasvegasgloria
    01.14.14  

    Margot Robbie in Gucci, so elegant and sexy.

  • ChattyPattysPlace By ChattyPattysPlace
    01.14.14  

    Lupita Nyong'o in Ralph Lauren

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