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My son yelled, "Look at the poptart!" when he meant for me to look at the Mopar. Not to be outdone by her brother, my daughter came to me when her brother was getting on her nerves and stormed, "I'm getting so frustrating!" I never know what's going to come out of their mouths next.

My then 6 year old daughter handed me her wish list for Santa one year and she listed all her wishes and drew a line at the very bottom and marked it with an X. When I asked her about she told me "that's where Santa has to sign".... I guess she wanted to make sure that he read her list that year!!!

My daughter was telling my husband that our cat can't have kitties because her "baby" bones are gone! Go fiquire. To funny

When my boys were younger my older son said he wanted to be president someday, mentioning that he would live in the White House. My younger son said, "Duh, Justin! We already live in a white house!"

Lots of funny things have come from my niece's mouth, but I would say the funniest thing was when she mispronounced "mayonnaise" and instead called it "my *ss". The * was placed to keep it clean:)

My 8 year old Granddaughter asked me what I looked like without wrinkles! I told her I didn't know I had any. Then she pointed them out to me!

I was driving my friend's little boy to preschool (his father is a state trooper), and a man cut us off. He said to me, "You forgot to scream ,'You @** !!!" I said , " I do not curse, and you should not be either!" He said, " Oh,,, but that's what my mommy screams when someone cuts her off..." I said, " Oh, no, what does your daddy say?" He replied, " Oh, he is a trooper , NO ONE cuts him off, or he would put the siren and put them in jail!!"

For a while my daughter called my mother "Giggafer" instead of Grandma. Grandma thought it was so cute and sad when she started saying it correctly.

they always say the funniest things! "mom didn't you say you are on a diet?" while trying to get a coke at the checkout counter. "mom, your legs look so skinny under the water"

I remember when my nephew was a tyke, he used to sing a song to the big trucks on the highway: Come on big trucks, get and gets some gas! It was the cutest!

My 1 year old daughter's laugh and her personality, she's so cute!

While having a discussion with my 7 year old grandson about the moon and how it sometimes is full, sometimes half and sometimes quarter moon, he piped up and said that if the sun did that it would be called partly sunny.

Last night, my 2 year old daughter picked up a crumb off the table cloth while we were eating and asked what it was. It was a piece of breading from the chicken we'd had the previous night, so I told her it was "yucky" and asked her to put it back on the table. She threw it on the floor instead and said "Here puppy!". We don't have a dog... so I mentioned that to her and she said it was her dogs {imaginary friends} and called for "Annie" and "Brobie"

My grandson calls me by my first name ...

You know the saying Cute as a button.I used it a lot to describe my middle girl when she was younger.Well when she was four she was looking at some puddles in our drive way that had tadpoles in it and she looked up at me with this huge smile on her face and said Mama aren't they cute as a bug.LOL.Needless to say I still laugh about it today.