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My niece is super adorable and is just learning how to speak. She can now say "five" and loves having people give her high fives.

Mom, I want some ice cream. No hunny its

I thought this might be an appropriate story to tell at this time because this is a "Pampers" contest. When my then 3 yr.old daughter heard me say that I had a "run"in my stockings, she in her child mind not knowing the slang term for "tear"thought I had the runs in my stocking...another slang...I only found out about this when she told me about her thoughts on it when she was a teen. Shows us that when we use slang around children we have to realize that they don't know. lol

My friend got pulled over for not wearing her seat belt. She was telling the cop that she always wears it, and she didn't know why she didn't have it on, when her daughter in the back seat chimed it with, "Click it or ticket, Mom!". She didn't think it was funny at the time, but we still laugh about it.

My 4yr son announced to class that he has nipples just like his dad and his mom has boobs

My daughter said to me once when I was having a bad day "Daddy says you are sick in bed with PMS , Hope I don't catch that cause it sounds scary" , That made me laugh so hard!!

Our grandson who is 2, is always telling us "it's no big deal guys" ... So cute the way he says it!

The expressions that my grand daughter makes are priceless! Always guaranteed to bring a smile and often, lots of laughter!

My 2 year old nephew looked at my sister a few days ago and said "Mommy, are you trying to make a point?" He doesn't even know what that means but he must have heard it somewhere!

My nephew! He just turned 1 year old and is starting to walk, which puts a big smile on my face!

Our granddaughter Persephone, was asked what she got for Christmas, she said, "presents." We asked, "what kind of presents?" She said,"big ones, medium ones, small ones."

My grandson went to preschool called Kiddie College but had trouble saying K's so he pronounced it "Tittie Tollege"!

I asked my 2nd son where he was supposed to poop at and he said the fence! My older son pees through the fence when we are outside rather than going inside, so my younger son who is not potty trained yet, thought you could poop at the fence too!

Nothing like hearing one of your teenagers say "I love you"!

I just remember my son at 3 years old naming his snowmen Achate, Fess and Eggfess!