Wow, I can't get over that all of these food flavors have a huge texture profile. Candy canes are one of the weirdest textures anyway..there is nothing similar to it that isn't candy lol. So I think that in itself is just too much for my brain and tongue to come together and enjoy lol. I was thinking maybe bacon..but bacon is so crispy and chewy..then I thought pickle because of the crunch...but then I'm not a huge fan of pickles! But that would be the one I would hesitantly try.